Things to know...
T-Shirts 15.00
Premium quality
Mugs 10.00
Email if interested
Free postage
Credit & Debit cards
processed securely.
Prefer cheques?
Well, we don't take them, sorry.

Any similarity with this site and that of a well known supermarket is purely inspirational.
© 2004 Amok

We put them in sealed punnets, with the nice ones on top, and the rotten ones below!
Want less do you? OK, we'll charge you more for it! C'mon you mugs, you can afford it!
You'll probably prefer to slice your arse off and sit in a bowl of vinegar after we're done with you!
Not content with providing mediocre service in-store, we're now delivering it to your doorstep!